Christmas and Secret Santa’s go hand in hand, and this is one of the ways out office celebrates the festive season. But just imagine the surprise I got when my treat was a vibrator?
If you aren’t sure what a Secret Santa is, it is when you all have a gift cap of say and you each draw the name of someone you have to purchase a gift for. We do it in the office every Christmas season, and who the hell drew my name and bought me a vibrator??
Sex toys are great fun, and more and more people are indulging themselves with these goodies.
I love my sex toys, and have amassed quite a collection, but I never for a moment though anyone knew I collected these. I keep my business life apart from my personal life and haven’t even chatted to the girls at work about them.
The worst bit was that when we got our gifts at the Christmas do, everyone encourages you to open yours and when I did, I was the only one to receive a vibrator. Some people got CD’s, books, vouchers and the receptionist even got a teddy bear, but no other sex toys, pills, potions, or novelties were evident.
The look on my bosses face was classic, the look on mine must have been better. I am a real blusher, being a natural red-head, and to be honest this was one time I wished I could have done the ostrich burying its head in the sand trick.
Not wanting to make too big a scene of thing, and despite everyone’s protests of "let me see, let me see", I quickly shoved the offending item back as best I could into its torn wrapping paper, and then into my handbag. By them I had become the centre of attraction.
But the speculation had started and everyone was giggling and whispering, trying to figure out who could have bought this. Trying to diffuse the situation only seemed to make them worse, and they were asking everyone if they had bought it for me, even the peopl! e who hadn’t seen it, so by now everyone knew.
My reputation was as a quiet, friendly intelligent and hard-working girl with a tendency to be anti-social. Now they all just though I was a dark horse, and I was a bit of a dark horse, as this was the exact model of vibrator I wanted to add to my collection next.
It is still a mystery who bought me the sex toy of my dreams as a Secret Santa, but the following year, I had a huge audience when it came to opening gifts time at the Christmas event.
I didn’t want to open it just in case, but it looked safe enough, so they egged me on and I opened it, hoping like hell it wasn’t porn. Fortunately it wasn’t, but the gift I got gave me the creeps even more. It was a DVD I had wanted for a long time and had not got around to buying. By now I was beginning to believe I had a secret stalker, not a Secret Santa!!
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