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My First Experience With A Sex Prostitute Was Not How I Thought It Would Be

Saturday, April 24th, 2010

When my girlfriend went back to Israel because her visa had run out, I was pretty darn lonely. This was when I had my first experience with a sex prostitute, and I have to admit, it was not what I expected it to be. I was looking up the numbers and addresses of escort agencies, I sold the girls stockings and perfume and it was a good market place, and I had an idea.

I used to pick on local agencies, so I could walk while I worked, this had the added benefit of keeping me fit. And as I looked at the names, numbers and addresses, I thought to myself, why not give them some trade for a change, why no try a sex prostitutes?

Thinking of the girlfriend so far away from home did nothing to deter men, I justified it, and thought – what the heck, I am paying for a fuck or a hand job (I like those) and this is not love, so no betrayal was involved.

Not believing it would be a good idea to frequent one of the locals – within walking distance. I looked for one in the next suburb and found just what I was looking for. I called them up and made an appointment, thinking what was it to be? A hand job, blow job, fuck or all three?

It has never been a problem for me to walk into a brothel or escort agency as they are so nicely called, because I am used to selling there. Although this time the tables were turned, it was easy for me to walk in.

A couple of girls came up to me as I ordered a drink at the bar, asked me if I wanted a date, and I said I wanted a drink first and I was still shopping.

Eventually I picked on one little girl who looked promising and as I was hungry, I asked her out to dinner. She said sure, and off we went like any regular date. We got talking and she told me how her husband liked the fact she was a call girl, it turned him on. I was fascinated.

I bought her a drink and then another, and we decided to go out to a club. We actually really hit it off, I liked listening to her raunchy stories, that was more of a turn on that actually fucking her. Its right what they say about sex being a head game.

See, I told you it was weird.. The biggest turn on for me was her telling me about how she had sex with other men, and this was how I discovered one of my many fetishes I now love sex prostitutes.

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How I Got to Get Laid with a Female Park Ranger at Yosemite

Wednesday, April 21st, 2010

It was a hot sultry day somewhere in May when I had this wonderful, wonderful experience with this oomph-laden female park ranger. I was on my yearly visit to Yosemite—I always go alone and camp out there for a weekend—when this happened. Well, this year’s trip suddenly turned out memorable.

The sun was just setting. I was camped for the evening. It was hot and I was almost naked inside the camp. I loved it that way. It gives me a bit of thrill being like that out in the open.

And just when I was trying to get cozy inside my tent, I got someone walking up to my tent and saying—“Anyone inside there?” It was a female voice and it disoriented me a little. In that slight moment of confusion, the caller bobbed her head in.

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I said something, but it was probably not understood. It was my time to open my bottle of rum and starting to get drunk, and that was just when this woman made her presence felt, and how. She was bending real low to get a look inside my tent and I could see—through all those open top shirt buttons—that she had a great cleavage. I was starting to get aroused.

I should have known right now this was a slut in the guise of a park ranger. But she was an officer after all and she now saw the tent in my shorts and welcomed herself inside. She looked lustily at what I had to offer and then put her baton right on top of my dick. “Maybe I could do with a little fun here,” she said.

Saying this, she made her way in and without another word removed her shirt. I quickly removed my shorts and rammed my dick into her mouth. The hungry bitch swallowed it whole. I was getting hornier than usual thinking I was deep-throating a female official.

She had ample breasts and just as soft as I liked. I loved them outside her shirt than tucked in as they were before. I couldn’t resist slurping at them.

I wanted more now. I got her onto the floor and did away with her pants. Beneath those officer pants, I saw she had some very sultry legs. Very nice job for such a woman of authority. And then I went further. That pussy on her. Clean shaven and smooth. I just couldn’t resist—I got my dong into that cunt sooner than she could blink.

It was a long time that I fucked her. The whore just didn’t let go and the stud in me had come alive as well.

I screwed this uniformed whore several times in those two days. Certainly, I am not going to forget this Yosemite getaway for anything.

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Looking for Daily Fresh Updated Porn—Subscribe to RSS Feeds

Saturday, April 10th, 2010

If you are simply annoyed by the way you have to find porn over the Internet, you are not alone. A lot of people are angry that they don’t get updated conten t. Their favorite websites always seem to have the same galleries and finding new websites is a drag. They find that almost all these new websites have hidden links to their various advertisers’ websites and that makes things so very dull.

This is actually the way Internet porn has been working lately. The websites hosting porn are finding things too difficult and they aren’t updating themselves. Well, those that are taking pains to update themselves are difficult to find.

However, you should know where to get them. The Internet always keeps changing its practices. One of the ways to get your daily dose of Internet porn right now is by subscribing to Adult RSS feeds.

It is not very difficult to find good directories that give you a supply of RSS feeds. Find these websites and then subscribe to your RSS feeds. You can simply look for such directories through the Internet. These websites have a great supply of porn, all waiting for you. The best part is that these are constantly updated.

These directories ask porn websites from all over to submit to them. Once these submissions are made, their porn galleries are visible to all their members. Members come to know immediately if there is any update. So, if you can subscribe to an RSS directory, you are getting porn that’s constantly being changed.

The best thing is that they are so nicely categorized for you. You will find special adult porn RSS feeds for text, movies and video. You will also find that these feeds are categorized into various niches. There is porn for heterosexuals, gays, lesbians, transsexuals and bisexuals. Whatever your interest is, you can find new porn here all the time.

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I Received a Vibrator as a Secret Santa Imagine My Surprise

Sunday, April 4th, 2010

I love surprises and I love receiving secret Santa’s, but can you imagine my surprise when I received a vibrator in a Secret Santa?

If you aren’t sure what a Secret Santa is, it is when you all have a gift cap of say and you each draw the name of someone you have to purchase a gift for. We do it in the office every Christmas season, and who the hell drew my name and bought me a vibrator??

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I love my sex toys, and have amassed quite a collection, but I never for a moment though anyone knew I collected these. I keep my business life apart from my personal life and haven’t even chatted to the girls at work about them.

The worst bit was that when we got our gifts at the Christmas do, everyone encourages you to open yours and when I did, I was the only one to receive a vibrator. Some people got CD’s, books, vouchers and the receptionist even got a teddy bear, but no other sex toys, pills, potions, or novelties were evident.

I was so embarrassed, and didn’t I have to be standing next to my boss when I unwrapped this gift. The look he gave me made me feel as though I hade bought this for myself and wrapped it up. I am a red-head and I was blushing from the top of my head to the soles of my feet – I wanted to crawl up into a ball and die.

I tried to avoid a scene, because everyone was going "lets see", "let’s have a look", so I just laughed and made a joke about Santa having a sense of humor. Laughing I bundled it back into its paper and put it in my bag, thinking – out of sight, out of mind.

But the speculation had started and everyone was giggling and whispering, trying to figure out who could have bought this. Trying to diffuse the situation only seemed to make them worse, and they were asking everyone if they had bought it for me, even the peopl! e who hadn’t seen it, so by now everyone knew.

Thank heavens they were leaving it alone, I had a reputation as the "quiet one", so I was hoping they believed someone had just pulled a prank. This is what I wanted to believe also, but how did someone know this was the next vibe I had set my sights on to add to my collection?

To this day we don’t know who bought it for me, but it was always being brought up and at Christmas this year, I had a whole crowd around me as I opened my Secret Santa. I didn’t want to open it, but it looked innocuous, like a DVD so I did, hoping it wasn’t porn.

It looked like a DVD and I hoped it wasn’t porn, so I took a deep breath and opened it. This time it was a copy of Constantine, a movie I had always wanted – who knew?? But by now I wasn’t feeling as though I had received a secret Santa, I felt like I was being secretly stalked!

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hy The Best Way To Get Porn Delivered Is By RSS

Monday, March 22nd, 2010

The reason why the best way to get porn delivered is by RSS feeds, is because this is the most efficient way to receive updates, and check out the latest news at all your favorite websites. This mean you don’t have to visit each individual site every time you want to see if something new is happening.

To have this information delivered to your RSS reader, all you have to do is have an efficient reader and subscribe to the feed at the site. There are two kinds of RSS reader, web-base and desktop. Each has their own usefulness and each user has their own likes and dislikes.

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Web based RSS applications are most commonly used to receive updates from porn sites. This allows the subscriber to collect the information they require from anywhere provided they have access to the internet. Working from one location does not necessarily have to be the way to get things done today, and the Google reader is a popular a pplication..

Desktop readers are applications which collect RSS news feed to your PC pr local computer. This means these feeds are installed and can be accessed even if the user is offline and if you weren’t aware the 2007 version of Microsoft Outlook, comes with a desktop RSS reader. This means that subscribed feeds aggregate right inside Microsoft Outlook.

Bearing all this in mind and regardless of whether you have a web-based or desktop RSS reader, this is still the best way to get your porn delivered.

If you are only accessing your RSS feds from a single computer the desktop version is definitely better as it is faster as well as easier to use. But if you use a home computer and a remote computer, the same principle doesn’t apply and these applications can be painful, as feeds won’t sync between more than one computer or computer users.

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There are also ways in which Outlook can be integrated with other RSS capabilities, but this is actually getting pretty technical now, and as the purpose of this exercise is to determine what is the best way to get porn delivered via RSS, I suppose we should get back to the point at hand.

However you decide to get your porn delivered, whether this is web based or desktop will be what ever is most convenient for you personally. The basis of the argument is that RSS does make for the most efficient delivery method.

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My I Vibe Rabbit Vibrator, The Very First and Best Experience

Sunday, March 14th, 2010

My first experience with a I Vibe Rabbit Vibrator cam after my first adult wholesale party. At the time, which was a few years ago, I had no idea these types of party plan were taking place, but I definitely thought it would be fun. So dragging my eldest daughter along with me I went for my first introduction to the world of sex toys.

When we arrived, I was actually surprised to see so many people there, this was a new experience for me, and I realized that like me many had come for the novelty of the idea. As we warmed up, I found out that many of these ladies had been to quite a few of these parties and I can tell you it was a lot more exciting than Tupperware.

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I was truly enlightened by the talk give during the sales lady’s pitch; it was interesting, funny and as we were all a bit drunk we couldn’t wait to spend out hard earned cash on these goodies. I knew I wanted the I Vibe Rabbit Vibrator the moment I saw it.

Unfortunately I had to wait more than a week for delivery, but I managed to live through it. I have since found out if you order these online, you receive them much faster. Brown bagged, my parcel arrived and I tore it open with glee, only to disappointingly realize that I needed batteries. Make sure you know what batteries to buy before you order

I had to run out and buy these so make sure you know what size to buy before your goods arrive, it saves disappointment. I test ran it myself once I had these, being loath to tell my partner.

Once the batteries were in, and I have got out a bottle of lube, I got comfy in the sun room and had my way with the rabbit vibrator. It was everything it was cracked up to be, the speed, vibrations, bells and whistles all worked. It was also the first time I had achieved an orgasm from a vibrator, and I was beginning to fall in love.

I made sure I tested all the speeds, all the vibration strengths and bells and whistles. On my clit inside my vagina, my labia, with the rabbit ears on my clit and anywhere else I felt like putting it. Wow, what a surprise it was to find I was as multi-orgasmic as a nymphomaniac.

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How My Bigger Penis Made Me a Better Man

Thursday, March 11th, 2010

A few months back, I was this eternally shy guy who had a paranoia of getting naked in front of someone. I disdained all gyms and pools where I had to strip. The mere mention of a medical test could give me the heebie-jeebies. And why? The reason was a ‘small’ problem. With just 5-1/2 inches in the place where it mattered the most, I was sure I would be laughed at more and nothing else.

So, there I was, looking down all the time because of the huge inferiority complex I harbored. I knew that a man is not a man if he doesn’t have a big enough penis. Still, life went on normally. Well, almost normally, because one summer I met this lovely girl who I immediately fell in love with.

I loved every moment with her. But every time I met her, I would dread as to whether she would want to take things ahead.

Looking for Change

I was so deeply in love with her that I feared losing her every minute. I knew I had to do something to ensure I had her for keeps. There was only one thing to do—to go for penis enlargement. And then I saw there was information about it everywhere. I immediately realized that things were possible.

I snooped around a bit and then I found great reviews about these penis enlargement pills on several site. These pills seemed to be the right solution and they weren’t expensive either. I immediately placed an order. They came in a very innocent envelope. I liked that.

I used the product right away. These were penis enlargement pills, which meant I could be as secretive about them as I wanted to. Even as I was dating this lovely damsel, I was on the pills and she never once came to know about it.

The Moment

After a few weeks of going out together, things suddenly began to happen one day. She made the first move. Typically I should have been scared but I wasn’t. I was now confident of what I was packing inside. I showed my stuff to her. I was beside myself with joy when she loved what she saw

My life became much improved after these penis enlargement pills. I have grown to over 7 inches and I am sure there is more to go. I am not the shy, docile boy any more… I know that if you want change to happen, you should really pursue it.

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The Symphonic Connection between the G Spot and Sex Toys

Thursday, February 25th, 2010

If there is one part of the female body that is most spoken about, it is certainly the G spot. This region has the power to terribly excite a woman just by a mere touch. If there is a sure-shot method of bringing a lady to an explosive orgasm, then that way is to stimulate this wonderful area. This is what makes sex most arousing.

Locating the G Spot

But, how does one find the G spot? Basically, this is an almost rough region present on the upper wall of the vagina, slightly above the clitoris. This region is very sensitive to any kind of sexual stimulation.

What makes finding the G spot easier is that the entire area becomes huger and more swollen. When that happens, all you have to do to detect it is to touch the spot. The better thing to do is that the woman must spend some time to pinpoint her G spot first and then let her man arouse the area that she has discovered.

The Connection between Sex Toys and the G Spot

It is a great idea to use sex toys such as vibrators to locate and even excite the G spot. Since this region is most apparent when the woman is aroused, a sex toy can be excellently used for this initial arousal. A lot of vibrators and dildos are designed to directly stimulate the G spot. Needless to say, these are the best sexual aides for most women.

Most of the sex toys meant for women available right now are directly designed so that they can stimulate the G spot. They have adjustable speeds and some added features which can better arouse the inner areas of the women’s genitalia. Since they directly address the G spot, these sex toys can produce a great level of arousal in any woman.

Even sexual partners love using G spot stimulating sex toys. Men love seeing their women’s bodies responding wildly to these sex toys. It makes the whole sexual episode more fulfilling. Definitely, a woman who has spent some time in finding her G spot can look forward to a beautiful sexually enriched life.

My First Experience At A Swingers Club

Monday, February 15th, 2010

Far out I couldn’t believe it. My boyfriend Peta and I had decided on going to a swingers club. I had never been to one before and was both terrified and excited. I could tell that Peta was nervous as well. I could tell because he was just as bad as me and couldn’t decide what to wear (only to find out later on all our gear would be off.)

I didn’t know whether to expect a real dingy dirty place or what but was pleasantly surprised when we followed the gentleman up the stairs. At the top of the stairs we paid our entry and our host gave us a locker key for us to lock up our belongings in. I was hesitant entering but upon going in the upstairs floor consisted of really tasteful couches, a bar, and a pool table and outside sitting area all in complete privacy. Not sure really where to look as just about everyone was naked apart from robes thrown casually on we headed to the bar for a drink.

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Further down there was a group of three girls and I couldn’t believe my eyes when I saw that one of the girls had her hand in the other girl’s pussy. I mean all her fingers and hand and as she fist fucked her I wondered what that felt like. Peta started rubbing my ass from behind and I feel his cock hard against me.

Looking into another room was a girl chained to a table. Her boyfriend had enticed another couple to come over. They were all stroking her breasts and fingering her pussy as she lay back in helpless ecstasy. Again I felt hugely turned on started rubbing peta’s cock which was already rock hard. Seeing us watching they invited us into the room and we soon joined in. After kissing the girl on the table I turned and kissed the other girl making me feel hot to trot and I could see Peta staring with lust. I invited him over and he started kissing both of us.

Looking over I could see the girl on the table giving head to the other guy whilst the four of us got it on. Feeling horny her boyfriend went over and fucked her. Just thrusting her enough to tease her he called Peta over and Peta went over and inserted his cock into her and went for it. I felt strange and wasn’t sure how I should feel jealous or aroused but soon forgot about it when the other two guys started stroking and kissing me. The other guy’s girlfriend was lying down on the bed fingering and masturbating whilst watching both acts. Standing close enough to hear Peta’s grunts and the girls moaning you could tell she was highly aroused as she was pulling at the restraints in ecstasy.

Feeling a hand between my legs I realised it was the bloke next to me and spread my legs wider under the water for him to gain all access. As he fingered and flicked my clit I slid my hand over and started pulling his already hard cock. Looking at Peta I was wondering what he was up to und er the water as well. It didn’t take long to figure out as he soon turned the blonde next to him around and pushed her up on her knees against the spa and slid is cock into her from behind.

The guy behind me was sliding his hands all over me and his cock was hard against my ass. Bending his knees slightly he lowered himself and slowly and gently entered his rock hard cock into my tight ass. This hurt a tiny bit at first but the sensation of two cocks in me at the same time was mind-blowing. I could feel them both pumping and penetrating me in unison and started the first whimpering sounds of orgasm. The cock in my pussy felt even tighter with the other cock pumping my tight ass. With my legs getting weaker and weaker both guys had their arms around my waist as they pumped me harder and faster and looking up I could see Peta watching already aroused again. Tilting my head back and digging my fingernails into this guys back I came in such a rush I couldn’t breathe. Still pumping away thrusting hard both guys started to come as I could feel their shafts inside me hardening to steel causing more friction then ever and bringing me to my second orgasm.

Upon withdrawing I went over to the bed and straddled the girl and started kissing her. Peta no longer able to control himself got me on all fours on top of her and starting fucking me doggy style in front of everyone whilst I sucked her breast. This was going to be one long erotic night I was never going to forget.

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My Exciting Dinner With My Lovers Boss And A Pair Of Vibrating Knickers

Friday, February 12th, 2010

Terri and I had been lovers now for six years and proud to be lesbians. Terri was a very fit size twelve and I was a petite size 8. Upon agreeing to go to her bosses house for dinner where we loathed going but had to to be polite we decided to heat the evening up. Terri and I headed down to the local adult store to see what we could occupy the boring dinner event coming up with.

To spice things up a bit I mentioned to Terri that I would like to do something outrageous. Trekking down to the local discount sex toy shop and looking around at all the different merchandise I decided on a pair of Panty Quakers. Leather look a like undies that held a mini vibrator in a pouch down below

I had never tried this sort of thing before and paraded around in front of Terri before leaving for the restaraunt to make sure he couldn’t hear of see anything under my sexy dress. Ensuring me it was all-good we set off for dinner.

Grabbing the remote Terri turned on the egg and instantly I felt the vibrations coming through and then she intensified the multi speed and the egg sent shuddering waves through me. Smiling and rubbing my pussy she kissed me and turned the remote off popping it in her handbag. We were all ready for dinner with a touch of arousal. Terri with her vibrating knickers and me with no knickers but an egg nestled inside me this was going to be one very erotic night.

Arriving at Terri’s bosses house right on time we were greeted and exchanged pleasantries. Sitting down we were served drinks and proceeded into an idle conversation with the very boring couple. Upon our second drink Terri excused herself to the toilet and returned with a cheeky smile on her face. I knew what she was up to and had turned on her panties already. I was tingling with anticipation as to when she would start up my egg with the remote control. It made it all that more exciting that she had control over it and I was at her mercy.

As dinner was approaching I offered to help out in the kitchen. Whilst giving a helping hand and chatting away with Mrs Boss I almost hiccupped when all of a sudden my egg started up slowly but surely and so unexpectedly. Carrying out the dishes we joined Terri and her Boss at the dinner table. Sitting down I eyed Terri who carried on her conversation as if nothing had happened. As we all joined hands and Terri’s boss said grace Terri winked at me and I tried to suppress a giggle thinking if only they knew what vibrations were happening under their dinner table they would be horrified.

As we ate dinner and we hummed along with our pleasant waves of euphoria we smiled and chatted with our delighted hosts. Pretending to check her mobile phone in her handbag cheeky Terri turned up the multi speed on my remote at the same time. The only reason I knew that was because my egg was now pulsating at an even higher rate almost making me feel uncomfortable but unbearable horny. Trying to keep my composure I caught her glance and could see that horny glint in her eyes already. Finishing off desert and just keeping myself at bay Terri again turned up the multi function on the remote whilst pretending to look for her lipstick in her handbag

No longer able to control my heightened sense of arousal I excused myself to the bathroom. Terri looking at me intently excused himself as well and I proceeded into the ladies and he followed me in. Grabbing his hand I pulled him into a cubicle before anyone saw him and unbuckled his pants. I was red hot and ready to go and Terri was cock was hard as. Slipping my dress up over my hips and bending over I slipped my panties to the side so he could enter me. His quick entry and the added effect of the vibe on my clit along with my heightened sense of arousal made me come straight away in a huge wave of thunder. Terri couldn’t control himself as this pushed him straight over the edge and after three to four quick hard thrusts he too was in the throws of orgasm.

Walking away graciously until I reached the bathroom I quickly entered and locked the door behind me. I was in such a highly-strung frenzy state of hormones that I slipped my hand into my knickers and rubbed my swollen pumping clit. Sitting on the toilet with one hand I pushed the vibe back onto my hot spot with the output giving me a higher intensity. Trying to be quiet and control my breathing I could hold back no longer and peaked to a maximum orgasm. Regaining my composure I fixed my make up in the mirror and with a glowing face and big smile joined the dinner table feeling very triumphant.

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