Archive for August, 2008

Menopause: The Male Perspective

Saturday, August 30th, 2008

 
No, men don’t go through menopause, but they do suffer from it. When a woman begins to go through menopause she suffers from many symptoms, headaches; pain in the muscles, tendons and joints, loss of hair, facial hair growth, irregular and painful periods, dry vagina and many more ailments, too many to list on one page.
 
Men suffer along with you, a red blooded sexually active male lives from one session of sex to the next. If he can’t remember when his last session of sex is he isn’t a happy man, if he can’t remember when he had good sex he is a very sad man. The only time that he will stop thinking about sex is when he is! physically incapable of performing the sex act, and sometimes then he still thinks about it, wishing that he could still do it.
 
She laughed, she sang, she touched you in places that made you feel like a man. Now she is always tired, has sore hips, has her period, has a headache, has neck pain or anything else that she can think of. Gone are the days of the quickie just to keep you happy.
 
What do you do, leave her, most don’t because there have been many good years, but how long will the bad years last. Women think that they are the only ones who suffer from menopause, MEN SUFFER TOO. Just not the same way that women do.
 
Menopause is a mental think as well as a physical thing. Some women start to think that they are old just because they are going through menopause. The only thing that a woman can’t do after menopause that they could do before it, is have children. Everything else is still the same. You! still look sexy to your husband and maybe even other men, you can still be young at heart.
 
You are never too old for sex, as long as you are physically capable. When you are older you may need to make more of an effort to lead a fulfilling sex life, but it is worth the effort. As part of a couple isn’t it each persons responsibility to ensure that your partner is happy?
 
This is why you see a lot of older men with younger women, it’s not that they don’t like older women. They just don’t want to have to go through those menopausal years again. They still want to lead a normal life, they want to get what enjoyment they can out of the time that they have left.
 
Men need to understand what their wives are going through, but women also need to see it from a masculine perspective as well. Who wants to be in constant pain, who wants the mental turmoil that menopause can cause. Who enjoys it when their body tells them that they are getting too old to do the things that they once did.
 
Ladies, let me tell you that there is only one thing that you can’t do after menopause that you could do before it, and that is have children. But child bearing is a time where you have to devote yourself to the child, now its your turn to be selfish, for you and your husband.

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They came from the planet Penisheadia

Friday, August 29th, 2008

 
Fear not human’s hope still remains, but even as you read this the horror that is the penis headed aliens grows, they are slowly appearing every ware our workplaces, pubs, buck’s nights and 21st’s. They appear just like you and me until the sound of merriment echoes through the streets. At witch they come out to take their place as the life of the party, these creatures are the Peninheadians.
 
It is a sad Fact that where you find one Penisheadian you will soon find more as others who envy the fun and attention that these creatures garner males of the human species desire to become a Penisheadian themselves.
 
To accomplish this prospective Penisheadian’s will scour the world for there own Penisheadian mask but unless they visit there local adult store then they will be doomed to fail, and wonder the world forlornly longing to join there friends. For it is within the adult store that the required headgear can be found and acquired.
 
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Do not apply fermented beverages to a Penisheadian as there small mouth opening means that without a cylindrical drinking aid their small lips prevent them from consuming the desired volumes of said beverages, without spilling it and causing even more humour to there cronies and new found friends
 
Large groups of Penisheadian in one location can reach critical mass as loss of facial features can cause disorientation as they have trouble recognising themselves from one another. To prevent this calamity name tags are recommended so this disastrous incident don’t occur
 
Caution don’t stand between a Penisheadian and a camera as the presence of these near a Penisheadian causes them to uncontrollably find themselves posing for shoots to remember the night for years to come.
 
If you or someone you know has fallen to the Penisheadian’s menace don’t fear the joy and happiness that they experience and bring to all that they meet and the good memories that they will bring can only spread the invasion across the world.

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Friday Night Sex

Monday, August 25th, 2008

Pete was out of a job, it was Friday night, and he had no money. Not the best thing that could happen to a young red blooded Aussie. Pete’s girlfriend, Liz, had a job but knew what it was like being out of work, with no money, and stuck at home. Good girl that she is, she brought a couple of bo! ttles of wine over to keep Pete company and hopefully cheer him up.
 
After a couple of glasses Liz asked Pete if she could put some music on. Liz was a real tease, she had worn her shortest mini and her tiniest G-String. Know full well that Pete was pervin! g on her, she crawled over to the stereo to put the CD on, giving Pete an excellent view of her firm and beautifully shaped rear end.
 
As soon as Pete caught sight of her fantastic behind he felt that familiar tightening in his balls. Pete crawled over and knelt behind Liz and began to nuzzle her crack. Pete pulled the string of her thong aside to give him access to her brown tunnel. Liz didn’t flinch, she sat back on his tongue and let Pete take her anally with his tongue.
 
He pushed her skirt up over her hips and rubbed her clit while he kept on biting her behind, giving her anus a little nip every now and again. He wasn’t sure if it was his saliva or her pussy juices that were making a puddle on the polished timber floor. Her G-string was so wet that it couldn’t hold any more moisture and she literally dripped onto the floor.
 
Liz rolled Pete onto his back and slid his jeans off, positioning herself in the 69 position. She took Pete’s cock into her mouth and started sucking for all she was worth. Pete didn’t want her to stop sucking his cock, but he wanted to return the favour, so rather than disturb her so that he could take her G-string off ! he just tore the string from the gussett and started to try to suck her cunt dry.
 
Liz was moaning so much that Pete slowed down, he thought that he was hurting her, but as soon as he did this Liz screamed "faster, harder". After only a few more thrusts of his fingers Liz was cumming, Pete hadn’t even taken his jeans off, but his turn was coming. Liz turned him over and deftly took his jeans and shoes off and straddled his cock.
 
With no warning, he thrust into her hard, and she gasped aloud to feel his prick hammer into her. Liz laid her head on the floor and began to groan louder as Pete fucked her hard fast. Liz reached a hand back, between her own open thighs, and grabbed Pete’s balls firmly. Each time he pulled out of her, she pulled on his balls to force him to slam back into her again, faster and faster.
 
Pete was still using his hands to spread her wide apart, and looked down to watch his home cock hammering into her wet little cunt, pussy juice was beginning to cover his own pubes as he rubbed against her with each stroke. He also noticed that she was looking back between her legs, watching him fuck her also, and he found this an immense turn on, so much so, that he felt his balls begin to twitch, and knew he was close to cumming.
 
Pulling his prick out of her pussy, he held back and sprayed hot, sticky cum all over the cheeks of her ass, Liz used her own hand to rub the gooey mess all over her own flesh, before falling in a heap on the floor, exhausted. Pete reached for the bottle of wine that was on the coffee table, and took a long hit from it, whilst thinking to himself "Ok, maybe being broke on a Friday night is not so bad after all".

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Saturday, August 23rd, 2008

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The KegelMaster for the ladies

Saturday, August 23rd, 2008

Kegelmaster Instructions

Before You Begin -Due to mass production of The KegelMaster 2000TM, small imperfections may occur. Please look over The KegelMaster 2000TM. If any imperfection are detected they can easily be smoothed out with the smooth side of an emery board.

Note: It is recommended that you empty your bladder before use.

Firstly grab your KegelMaster 2000TM and your KegelGlide 2000 lubricant and let’s begin. Let’s start by using only one spring in the KegelMaster 2000TM and place it on the rear pin located just in front of the hinge.

To begin Simple close your KegelMaster 2000TM with your hand and tighten the knob on top in order to hold it closed. Making sure not over tighten! Now relax and lay down on your back, with your head resting on at a pillow and bend your knees while keeping your feet flat, about two feet apart.

Make sure you have lubricated the vaginal area with a water soluble lubricant and the unit has been lubricated with Kegelglide 2000. Now position The KegelMaster 2000TM, with the knob up.

We are ready to insert The KegelMaster 2000TM Place The KegelMaster 2000TM between your thighs. Insert the unit into your vaginal opening until it is firmly in place. You will notice this when The KegelMaster 2000TM feels much smaller when locks into place. Note: The KegelMaster 2000TM is only inserted approximately three inches.

Grasp The KegelMaster 2000TM unit firmly by the handle. You are now ready for your first adjustment!! This is done by turning the knob at the top of The KegelMaster 2000TM counter clockwise – that is until the knob is no longer touching the top of The KegelMaster 2000TM or until some discomfit is felt which ever occurs first. Don’t worry; this discomfort is your muscles being put under tension so that the contraction exercise can proceed.
 
Note: If the knob is not touching the top of The KegelMaster 2000TM and you don’t feel any pressure from The KegelMaster 2000TM putting resistance against the vaginal muscles, then you will have to add another spring. If you have the right tension, squeeze down against The KegelMaster 2000TM. If you are easily able to close down with your vaginal muscles completely for thirty closings, remove the unit from your vagina and change the position of the springs, moving forward one pin.

Adjusting Tension to accurately close The KegelMaster 2000TM during the exercise. If you are still easily able to close down The KegelMaster 2000TM all the way, for thirty closings, then you must move the spring forward to yet another pin.

If you find that the single spring is on the front pin and you are still able to easily close The KegelMaster 2000TM all the way, for thirty closings – after insertion, then you must move the single spring back to the rear pin (1) and add a spring to the next forward pin (2), then repeat the process. The ideal spring tension is determined by one’s ability to close The KegelMaster 2000TM completely at the beginning of the exercise but becoming unable to close it completely at the end of 30 closings. This eventually will not be hard to do and it’s a lot of fun to see how many of the springs you can squeeze for 30 closings, having difficulty with the last five.

Maximizing Your Sequences and Sets(you can never overwork the vaginal muscles). The exercise sequence starts with 3 sets of 30 closings daily. With each rep you attempt complete closure of The KegelMaster 2000TM, pausing between each set of 30 closings for 15 seconds. It is recommended to work up to 6 sets of 30 closings a minimum of 3 times a week. If an individual chooses, they may do as many sets and closures that they feel comfortable with. Your goal is to fatigue the muscle until there is very little movement.

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