Archive for August, 2008

Menopause: The Male Perspective

Saturday, August 30th, 2008

 
Menopause is a female issue, not a masculine one, so the feminazi’s will tell you. I beg to differ, men suffer from menopause as well. Do you think that the feminine half of a couple is the only one to suffer when she has a headache, or sore muscles, tendons or joints. Is she the only one to suffer when she is having prolonged periods o! r exceptionally heavy bleeding or has a dry vagina.
 
By the time your wife gets to the age where she is going through menopause you are probably alone together, the kids have grown and hopefully moved out of home, so you wear the brunt of her moodiness and stress. The two of you have been together for about 20yrs and you can still remember when she was the most wonderful woman on earth.
 
She never used to be like this, but all of a sudden she has become a real bitch, whingeing, whining, complaining all of the time, and sex life, what sex life? Before you used to get your end away whenever you wanted wherever you wanted. Not now, there is always an excuse, and if you complain you aren’t being understanding of what she is going through.
 
What do you do, leave her, most don’t because there have been many good years, but how long will the bad years last. Women think that they are the only ones who suffer from menopause, MEN SUFFER TOO. Just not the same way that women do.
 
Marriages have broken up after 20 or 25yrs of wedded bliss just because of the dreaded menopause. Why is it that men have to be the ones who understand all of the time? I am a man, and I need my sex, but thanks to that bastard menopause I’m not getting any where near as much as I used to, and can’t see the light at the end of the tunnel.
 
Women also need to understand what their partners are going through, men are not made of stone and they have needs. I have needs, but I have been with my wife for a long time and I don’t want to leave her and find another woman. I want her to understand what I am going through.
 
Couples need to take their partners needs and desires into consideration, it is not a one way street. Men should be understanding and considerate of the wives, especially during menopause, but women also need to make an effort to make their husbands happy.
 
Men have to make an effort to understand what their wives are going through, and believe me they are going through hell. I would hate to have to go through what they do. But women also should understand what their husbands are going through.
 
We can only hope that once menopause has had its way with our wives that it will give them back to us the way we found them. The loving, horny, sweet little thing that she was in her 30’s.

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Invasion of the Penisheadrians

Friday, August 29th, 2008

 
Fellow human I bring ill tidings there is a alien presence in mist, but even now the horror that is the Peninheadians are slowly taking over our workplaces, bars and taverns, buck’s nights and 21st’s. They appear just like you or me until a time when the sound of merriment echoes down the streets. It is at witch point they reveal to the world there real face, and become life of the party, these are the Peninheadians.
 
Often when one Penisheadian if found soon others will appear it is this aspect of there presence that causes fear and merriment of the human species, once men have come in contact with a Penisheadian they themselves desire to become one.
 
To accomplish this transformation a prospective Penisheadian will search the local area for there own Penisheadian mask but unless they visit there local adult store then there life will be incomplete and they will long for the life they can’t have. For it is at these stores that the required headgear can be found and acquired.
 
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Do not apply fermented beverages to a Penisheadian as there small mouth opening means that without a cylindrical drinking aid their small lips prevent them from consuming the desired volumes of said beverages, without spilling it and causing even more humour to there cronies and new found friends
 
Large groups of Penisheadian in one location can reach critical mass as loss of facial features can cause disorientation as they have trouble recognising themselves from one another. To prevent this calamity name tags are recommended so this disastrous incident don’t occur
 
Caution don’t stand between a Penisheadian and a camera as the presence of these near a Penisheadian causes them to uncontrollably find themselves posing for shoots to remember the night for years to come.
 
If you or someone you know has fallen to the Penisheadian’s menace don’t fear the joy and happiness that they experience and bring to all that they meet and the good memories that they will bring can only spread the invasion across the world.

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Friday Night Sex

Monday, August 25th, 2008

Another boring Friday night at home, no job meant no money for Pete, the usual weekend partying was just not possible on his budget. Pete was lucky, his girlfriend Liz was quite aware of how stressful he found the fact of staying in all weekend, so had turned up at his apartment with a couple of cheap bottles of wine.
 
After a couple of glasses Liz asked Pete if she could put some music on. Liz was a real tease, she had worn her shortest mini and her tiniest G-String. Know full well that Pete was pervin! g on her, she crawled over to the stereo to put the CD on, giving Pete an excellent view of her firm and beautifully shaped rear end.
 
As soon as Pete caught sight of her fantastic behind he felt that familiar tightening in his balls. Pete crawled over and knelt behind Liz and began to nuzzle her crack. Pete pulled the string of her thong aside to give him access to her brown tunnel. Liz didn’t flinch, she sat back on his tongue and let Pete take her anally with his tongue.
 
He pushed her skirt up over her hips and rubbed her clit while he kept on biting her behind, giving her anus a little nip every now and again. He wasn’t sure if it was his saliva or her pussy juices that were making a puddle on the polished timber floor. Her G-string was so wet that it couldn’t hold any more moisture and she literally dripped onto the floor.
 
Liz rolled Pete onto his back and slid his jeans off, positioning herself in the 69 position. She took Pete’s cock into her mouth and started sucking for all she was worth. Pete didn’t want her to stop sucking his cock, but he wanted to return the favour, so rather than disturb her so that he could take her G-string off ! he just tore the string from the gussett and started to try to suck her cunt dry.
 
Liz was enjoying the attention, and rocked gently back and forth on her hands and knees, forcing his fingers deeper inside her with every thrust. When Pete knew she was ready for it, he undid his own jeans and forced them down to his knees. Using both hands, one placed on each side of her ass, he spread her wide and positioned his cock in front of her waiting hole.
 
With no warning, he thrust into her hard, and she gasped aloud to feel his prick hammer into her. Liz laid her head on the floor and began to groan louder as Pete fucked her hard fast. Liz reached a hand back, between her own open thighs, and grabbed Pete’s balls firmly. Each time he pulled out of her, she pulled on his balls to force him to slam back into her again, faster and faster.
 
She got off her man and went to the lounge and knelt on it, leaning onto the backrest, telling Pete to fuck her doggy style. This way he could control his thrusts and make himself last longer. He also got a great view of his cock going in and out of Liz’s oozing pussy. Pete stuck his thumb into Liz’s hole with his cock still in her getting it nice and slippery so that he could thumb fuck her asshole at the same time as his cock pounded in and out of her cunt.
 
Finally Pete was into her ass up to the hilt, drawing back and forth and building up speed. When he came he came with a roar, he didn’t pull out of her after he came, leaving his cock ! in her ass until he was flacid. But being the blokey bloke that he was, Pete reached around to the coffee table and got the bottle of wind, taking a swig from it every now and then, and Pete thinking that he was being a gentleman offered the bottle to Liz. What a guy.

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Saturday, August 23rd, 2008

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The KegelMaster for the ladies

Saturday, August 23rd, 2008

How to Use The Kegelmaster

Before You Begin -Due to mass production of The KegelMaster 2000TM, small imperfections may occur. Please look over The KegelMaster 2000TM. If any imperfection are detected they can easily be smoothed out with the smooth side of an emery board.

Note: It is recommended that you empty your bladder before use.

Grab Your KegelMaster 2000TM, and your KegelGlide 2000 lubricant and lets get started! Start using The KegelMaster 2000TM with one spring on the rear pin just in front of the hinge.

Now close the KegelMaster 2000TM with your hand while tightening the knob on top to hold it closed. Warning, do not over tighten your KegelMaster 2000TM! Simply lay down on your back, with your head resting on a pillow get comfortable and relax, Now bend your knees while keeping your feet flat and about two feet apart.

Make sure you have lubricated the vaginal area with a water soluble lubricant and the unit has been lubricated with Kegelglide 2000. Now position The KegelMaster 2000TM, with the knob up.

We are now ready to insert The KegelMaster 2000TM Place the KegelMaster 2000TM between your thighs. Insert the unit into your vaginal opening (Note: the KegelMaster 2000TM is only to be inserted approximately three inches). until it is firmly in place. You will notice that the KegelMaster 2000TM feels smaller when it locks into place.

Grasp The KegelMaster 2000TM firmly. You are now ready for your initial adjustment!! This is done by turning the knob at the top of The KegelMaster 2000TM counterclockwise – until the knob is no longer touching the top of The KegelMaster 2000TM or until it is slightly uncomfortable. Not to worry, this discomfort is your muscles being put under tension so that the contraction exercise can proceed.
 
Note: If after turning the knob is not touching the top of unit and you still don’t feel any pressure from the unit, then you will have to add another spring. Once you have the right tension, squeeze down against the unit. If you are easily able to close down with your vaginal muscles completely for thirty closings, remove the unit from your vagina and change the position of the springs, moving them forward by one pin.

Adjusting Tension on during the exercise to the accurately close KegelMaster 2000TM. If you still find it easy to close down all the way on the KegelMaster 2000TM, for thirty closings, then you must move the spring forward to yet another pin.

If you find that the single spring is on the front pin and you are still able to easily close The KegelMaster 2000TM all the way, for thirty closings – after insertion, then you must move the single spring back to the rear pin (1) and add a spring to the next forward pin (2), then repeat the process. The ideal spring tension is determined by one’s ability to close The KegelMaster 2000TM completely at the beginning of the exercise but becoming unable to close it completely at the end of 30 closings. This eventually will not be hard to do and it’s a lot of fun to see how many of the springs you can squeeze for 30 closings, having difficulty with the last five.

Maximizing Your Sequences and Sets(you can never overwork the vaginal muscles). The exercise sequence starts with 3 sets of 30 closings daily. With each rep you attempt complete closure of The KegelMaster 2000TM, pausing between each set of 30 closings for 15 seconds. It is recommended to work up to 6 sets of 30 closings a minimum of 3 times a week. If an individual chooses, they may do as many sets and closures that they feel comfortable with. Your goal is to fatigue the muscle until there is very little movement.

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